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Cold joke-the fish spit bubbles on the horse
On such a hot day, I will tell you a few cold jokes to cool down and relieve the summer heat, Xiao Ming: why is the ocean blue? Xiao Hong: because the fish spit bubble Xiaoming: why? Xiao Hong: because blue blue (blue) one day, Zhang San was in the river.
2018-05-05 -
Keep orchids in mind that orchids don't bloom. That's a joke.
Autumn is the peak period of orchid growth, but do not miss this good opportunity, do not want to enjoy flowers and wait for another year, today flowers do not say much, let's talk about this orchid three-character sutra, it is a bit difficult for your orchids not to blossom. Both.
2018-08-28 -
Some details of the decoration bathroom can not be ignored inspection, no need to pretend not to take life joke
Abstract: If it is said that marrying and having children is a major event, then selling a house is also a major event in life. For everyone, this is the case. After buying a new house, the first thing we do is decoration, but the average owner knows about decoration.
2018-08-04 -
The difference between daffodils and garlic balls can be distinguished from these points.
There are many similar species in our nature, as well as in the plant world, we will see many similar plants, they just have some small differences, but if one day the small differences are gone, it will really cause trouble.
2018-06-05 -
Oranges can also be used to grow flowers? Is it a joke or not? you'll know if you try.
Now is a good time to eat oranges, sweet and sour flesh, fragrant oranges, almost everyone likes to eat. The editor has a habit of smelling the fragrance of an orange as soon as he gets it. I won't throw away the orange peel even after eating the orange meat.
2018-10-22 -
Teach you to grow the queen of flowers.
It is said that rose flowers and roses sometimes make flower friends silly and confused, presumably friends have made some jokes because of this! Let's make those jokes a thing of the past today, editor. I'll teach you the difference between rose and rose.
2018-07-09 -
Farmers who grow crops on concrete: it's a joke to grow well in this way.
"if crops can be planted well in this way, it's a joke." A villager who is weeding weeds in Zhengyang Development Zone, Qianjiang District, Chongqing, told the 21st Century Economic report on September 25. Near him, there is a flat land of about 1500 square meters, one centimeter high.
2016-03-20 Concrete planting crops farmers so that they can grow good yes " -
Cymbidium cixiense
Cixi is surrounded by mountains and sea. The mountain is the remnant of Siming Mountain, which was rich in orchid; the sea is the East China Sea opposite Zhoushan Islands. After the orchid in Cixi split, thousands of orchid seeds crossed the islands to reproduce, and today Zhoushan has produced so many good flowers! In the history of Cixi, the wind of orchid art is far less than that of Yuyao Shao, which is also a production area.
2018-03-01 -
God jokes, "guavas blossom and bear fruit at the same time. In March, trading volume soared by 70%, and prices were low. Please eat more guavas."
God jokes, "guavas blossom and bear fruit at the same time. In March, trading volume soared by 70%, and prices were low. Please eat more guavas."
2019-04-06 -
How to raise Erha?
Erha is a kind of joke of husky, because husky's behavior and expression look silly and stupid, so he got the name Erha, so how can Erha be raised? Feeding methods: 1. Feeding: mainly dog food, with meat, vegetables,
2020-11-11 Erha how raise yes husky one kind jokingly called -
Why does the shower room glass self-explode? Listen to the expert's explanation to know that there may be these hidden dangers in the bathroom.
In order to keep dry and wet apart, many people set up a separate bath room in the corner with glass, but did you know that the glass in the shower room is also likely to explode? this is no joke! So, why.
2018-07-20 -
Potted plants usually have two ways to die. Which one do you belong to?
Many friends know this joke, saying that it is better to raise flowers than to raise fish. Flowers are only changed once a month, while fish farming is changed once a week. It means that the flowers are not easy to feed, and the life span is about one month, during the trial operation of the store.
2018-07-18 -
Smile is the best makeup.
Wen: in DaDa communication, a kind smile is a business card that is affectionate and speechless, an emotional investment without any cost, a "prologue" to show affinity, and the golden key to successful communication. Modesty and kindness is like a spring breeze.
2018-06-15 -
Watering for three years
Yunnan local downhill Douban orchid, the best lotus petal, petal type reached 1:1 in the proportion, no fragrance. The outer three valves are too round to stretch. It has exceeded the standard of lotus petal, so it is more appropriate to call apple petal!
2018-02-24 -
Big Golden Melan
The big gold is selected by the main field of Wutongshan nursery in Shenzhen. It is one of the relatively high-grade plum immortals developed in recent years, and the total number of seedlings of this variety is very small at present. It is one of the best products rarely introduced by Meran lovers. Big gold, the discoverer jokingly called "clip goods" because the two leaf stalks in the middle of the seedlings were often sandwiched together. no, no, no. When there are no flowers, they are all quite.
2018-03-01 -
What do you think of growing flowers?
Growing flowers has gradually become an indispensable part of life, even if we are as tired as dogs, we can skip food and work can be put off until tomorrow. But you must take care of the flower, or it will die to show you, never joking. This is a flower.
2018-09-14 -
Substantive differences in the Reform of Land system
The first half of the 21st century is the key period for China to complete the transformation from a traditional agricultural society to a modern urban society. Urbanization is the process in which the farmers who account for the vast majority of the population in the agricultural society change their jobs and residences, so it can be said that land plays an important role in it.
2016-03-20 Land system Reform substance differences 21st Century first half -
Can the price of ginger enter the fast lane of price increase in 2013?
Can the price of ginger enter the fast lane of price increase in 2013?
2019-02-22 -
Create a fairy tale castle garden with a flower reward at the gate, would you like to be my neighbor?
My neighbors love me because I let them sit on their doorstep and get a reward for flowers. I tried to grow vegetables, but I didn't succeed. I joked to my neighbors that I could grow flowers in peace, and they could grow vegetables. Hehe, I'll do it outside.
2018-06-16 -
These 5 flowers thrive even in the hottest climates
Summer is no joke. Every summer, when we rub out a thick layer of sunscreen, we begin to worry about our plants, many of which wither and wilt once the sun starts to rise. We always look forward to the clouds rolling in...
2018-07-05