Cold joke-the fish spit bubbles on the horse

On such a hot day, I'll tell you a few cold jokes to cool down and relieve the heat.

Xiao Ming: why is the ocean blue?

Xiao Hong: because the fish spit bubbles

Xiao Ming: why?

Xiao Hong: because blue blue (blue)

One day, when Zhang San was fishing by the river, Li Si rode past him. When the fish was above the hook, Zhang San excitedly pulled up the fishing pole and shouted:

"Fish. Finally hooked"!

Li Si fell off the horse! He came up to me angrily and said loudly, "Why did you stop my horse?" Don't you know I'm in a hurry? "

Xiao Ming caught a fish by the river.

Xiao Ming said, "I'm going to eat you"!

The fish said, "No, can you let me go?"

Xiao Ming said, "OK, then I'll give you a question and I'll let you go if I answer it correctly."

The little fish said, "OK, test me!"

So Xiao Ming roasted the fish.

Ye: Mr. Fish, the wall of our living room seems to be a little too white!

Mr. Fish: I think so, too!

Ye: shall we build a hand-painted wall?

Fish boss: um. Also OK! Then get someone to draw it!

Leaf: what is the content of the painting? I think I drew lotus leaves! The pond!. (leaves like something more classical.)

The fish always roll their eyes at the leaves! Said the word "how rustic!"

Leaf: then tell me, what are you talking about painting?

Fish boss: …. I think it's better to draw Altman! Or draw aliens attacking the earth! Good idea. Boo?

Leaf: ….

The small fish asked the big fish, "Mom, they said that our fish's memory is only 7 seconds?" The big fish said, "what did you just say?" The little fish said, "what". The big fish said, "what are you doing?" The little fish said, "what's the matter?" how could the little fish remember his mother and the big fish remember his child? )

Today, a zoologist came to the school to give a lecture. when asked why he had only one leg, he said, "I only had seven seconds to prove the memory of the fish." He hit a big fish on the head with a stick, but he didn't run away. I guess he forgot seven seconds later, but he didn't, and he attacked my left leg. "

"so you paid a heavy price for science to prove that some fish don't only have a seven-second memory?"

"No, I proved that crocodiles are not fish."

Big fish eat small fish.

The little fish ran for his life

Big fish play with their lives

The little fish shouted for help

Big fish scolded: little thing, you are a fish, not a person, how can you shout for help?

Xiaoyu thought: yes, how could I yell?

So.

. Stop yelling.

The cannibal patriarch asked his son, "son smash, what would you like to eat for your birthday today?"

The son licked his lips and said, "Daddy, I want to eat fish!"

The patriarch nodded doting, turned and told the attendant to put all the Pisces in the captured tourists into the pot. Pisces lying gun.

Never dwell on the logic of cold jokes. Smile for less than ten years.