40 of the best Chinese and foreign gods reply quickly to see if you have a good heart?

I have collected some of the most wonderful God responses for you on the Internet, including Zhihu, Weibo, Buzzfeed and so on. Let's have a look.

01

Where are the prettiest girls in China?

Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?

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Wechat moments

WeChat Moments

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02

Please give me a poem with great connotation.

Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.

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A lazy man with a small shirt

Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.

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03

How to understand that "poverty is not a state"?

What "s the meaning of" poverty is not a certain situation "?

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Poverty is the norm.

It "s the common situation.

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04

Who is the animal that can't swim?

What animals on earth can not swim?

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Wife and mom

Your wife and your mother.

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05

If you are hit by a car 10 meters away

What is the most handsome thing to say after getting up?

What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?

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The next one

Next!

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06

Mom, I'm your what?

Mother, what am I to you?

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Fucking retard.

My karma.

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07

Why does my ex-girlfriend follow me all the time?

What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?

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I'm relieved to know that you're not doing well.

Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.

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08

Why do you fight in a group fight?

It's common to take off your shirt?

Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?

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If you take off your pants

Always feel that there is something wrong, the atmosphere is strange

Because it would be weird to take off your pants.

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09

How to refute the logic of "you can do it"?

How should I respond to "You can you up"?

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If I comment that an egg is not delicious, I have to lay one myself.

So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg "s flavor?

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ten

How to lose 40 jin a month?

By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?

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amputation

Amputation.

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eleven

How to express implicitly

"I've been bought off."

How can I subtly suggest that I "ve been compromised?

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Let me be fair...

Let me say this impartially...

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twelve

Why do you have acne?

Why do you have pimples?

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Because I'm so cute and bubbly.

Because I "m just bubble-bubbly cute.

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thirteen

Is it useful to close the window when it thunders?

Does it work to close the window when it "s thundering outside?

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It's no use. I tried.

It's playing like thunder when the window is closed.

No, it won "t. I" ve tried.

It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.

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fourteen

What events have you seen with minimal probability?

What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?

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20 cloze, all wrong

Done a cloze test of 20 questions

With 0 answer right.

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fifteen

The girl clipped a Kleenex when she returned the book.

What does it mean?

What does a girl mean when she return your book but with a facial tissue in it?

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It shows that you are interested in others.

This means you are paying extra attention to her.

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sixteen

Two thousand yuan. I want to travel abroad.

Which countries can I go to?

To which country can I do a budget travel with 2000 RMB?

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Qin Luqi, Shu Han, Zheng Wei, Chu, Zhao, Yan, Wu, etc.

For example

All the ancient countries that used to be China.

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seventeen

Want to keep a parrot

What to teach him to say?

I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?

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Help! I've been turned into a parrot!

Help!

They "ve turned me into a parrot!

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eighteen

What's the line between being cute and being stupid?

What is the boundry between "clumsy" and "stupid"?

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And

The and

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nineteen

Why do girls have body odor while boys don't?

Why do women give out sweet scent but men don "t?

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The cosmetics are pickled.

The makeup is fermenting.

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twenty

What do boys say?

Girls think it's magnificent?

What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?

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Buy

I "ll pay.

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twenty-one

What kind of experience is passionate love?

How does it feel to love somebody insanely?

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Two people who look like pigs

I was afraid that the other party would be robbed.

Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.

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twenty-two

Are there any compliments that embarrass you?

Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?

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You can't look like a person.

We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?

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twenty-three

Why are you shopping alone?

Why are you shopping all by yourself?

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Half a person shopping, I'm afraid to scare you.

I fear it would scare you to death if I were shopping all by no one.

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twenty-four

What is the experience of being single for more than two years?

How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?

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Be single for 22 years

I don't know what two years you're talking about?

I "ve been single for 22 years.

Which 2 years are you suggesting?

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twenty-five

What's the name of the floor outside the earth?

How do you call the outside layer of Earth?

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Hong fluttering milk tea

Xiang Piao Piao milk tea.

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twenty-six

If, in ancient times,

My face can prop up the whole green house.

Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.

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You mean you look like a pillar?

You mean you look like a pillar?

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twenty-seven

It is my pleasure to be of service to you

I "m glad to be at your service.

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You're happy too soon.

You "ll find out you got glad too fast.

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twenty-eight

There is a fish in Beiming, which is called Fang.

Once in the northern sea, there was a fish and people called it Kun.

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Everyone eats it, and it's over.

And people ate it.

The end.

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twenty-nine

Mom, can I watch TV?

Mom, can I watch the television?

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Of course, as long as you don't open it.

Of course you can, as long as it "s turned off.

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thirty

You have to figure out the intentions of the questioner.

You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.

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He wants me dead.

They want me dead.

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thirty-one

Do you know? You will eventually become someone you hate.

You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.

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With your good fortune, I hate rich people.

Thanks, I loathe people who are rich.

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thirty-two

Do you have any suggestions for a trip to Beijing on National Day?

Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?

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Don't go.

Don "t go.

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thirty-three

I'll come back to you when I lose weight.

I "ll come back for you when I get slim.

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If you don't want to see me, you can just say so.

You can level with me if you don "t want to see me.

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thirty-four

Who is the greatest fictional character of all time?

Who is the greatest fictional character in history?

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Other people's children.

Someone else "s child.

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thirty-five

Look at other people's boyfriends.

They all eat the leftover meals from their girlfriends!

Look at other girls "boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends" leftover.

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Then give me some leftover.

Sounds as if you ever left any over.

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thirty-six

Why does Xiuen usually choose to show love at noon?

Why do people always show off their relationships at noon?

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Because there will be retribution sooner or later.

Because sooner or later karma will come to them.

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thirty-seven

Please use one word to describe your boyfriend

Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.

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Where?

Where?

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thirty-eight

How can you refuse if you are chased?

How do I successfully reject someone who is pursuing me?

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Grounding makeup remover

Remove your makeup,right now, right there.

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thirty-nine

What did your parents give you to make you study hard?

What did your parents give you to make you study harder?

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This face

This face.

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forty

When visiting a wonder of the world

What kind of information do you want to know most?

What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder?

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Is there anything delicious around here?

What can I find to eat around there?

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forty-one

How can I appear aloof?

How can I look high-end and cool?

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Move to the Himalayas

Move to the Himalayas.

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forty-two

Why do some boys chase girls halfway down?

Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?

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You should give me a progress note.

Why don "t you display a progress bar?

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forty-three

Why after taking a shower?

Some people think they're prettier?

Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?

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I'm out of my mind.

The brain has water damage.

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