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Oh, you got a cat in your flower.

Published: 2024-11-22 Author: mysheen
Last Updated: 2024/11/22, "There is nothing in the world that can't be solved by a cat once. If so, masturbate twice." I don't know when cats quietly ruled the world of young people. It is also the most important thing to do in life.

"there is nothing in the world that cannot be solved by masturbating a cat once. If there is, do it twice. " I do not know since when, the cat quietly ruled the world of young people.

Stroking cats and buying flowers are also the most effective ways to relieve pressure in peony life. For ordinary young people, it is enough to have cats, while we young plants need to have a high Mimi and flowers at the same time.

Today weekend, to show you some relaxed and lovely, cats and flowers ~ hey, are other people's cats, lovely to heaven!

Eugene

Carrie & Lowell

Sufjan Stevens

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Flowers and cats

Yesterday, I wrote the Strategy of extending the Jubilee. I spent the whole summer watching the palace battles of the empress. They may not expect that they will fight all their lives, but in the end, this huge Forbidden City is not the world of royal cats.

The cat in the Imperial Palace never makes a cat with its tail between its legs.

Lying swaggering under the palace wall.

If you go out for a walk once in a while, you will become a group pet.

Yeah, and no makeup.

Climb an old tree and build up your muscles

"Oh, I haven't practiced for a long time. I'm not going to make it."

Let's have a "flying eaves and walking trees".

I am the handsomest meow in the Forbidden City.

Spring, under a tree of flowers

Lie on your stomach quietly, thinking about Meow.

As a meow of Yushu facing the wind

Only flowers can match me.

"Girl, you lost your boyfriend."

"get out, you big pig's hoof!"

Although there are imperial gardens and Cining Palace gardens in the Imperial Palace, the imperial cats always maintain their royal demeanor and never easily mess around.

Online celebrity cat uncle is different. He can be regarded as the cat who knows how to get along with flowers and plants in the world. Perhaps, you have never seen as many flowers as Uncle Cat's head.

Uncle Maoshu is a Japanese online celebrity cat, who is popular in Japan with the shape of everything on his head, and is praised by the Japanese as the "Zen master" and "the most contented and leisurely cat in the world".

Uncle cat likes to take pictures of flowers and plants on his head, which is also strange. This kind of photo has a single angle and a single expression, but it can never get tired of seeing it.

Chrysanthemum on the head

Uncle Mat made his debut on ins with this photo.

Together with Aunt Cat, there are four photos of online celebrities.

"this hydrangea is too round, more round than my face."

"it's better to have this kind of hydrangea. There's room for the big face."

Want to be a handsome and decent uncle, failure!

A spring onion stands upright

"do you see Uncle Ben pushing hard?"

"even round eggplant can top it, isn't it?"

Uncle cat: "Oh, the scene of the car accident!" Didn't get it, did you? "

Wife: "I really don't see it."

Top balsam pear, a snow before shame!

"come to the wild to get some air, the grass is so crispy."

"Don't think I'm always squinting.

My eyes are big and fierce!

Look! Is it fierce? "

Uncle cat has also participated in many incredible competitions, all of which have won very good rankings. For example:

The 10th place in the moment of happiness

The tongue is so cute. Eighth place.

Peasant uncle and aunt number one

Compared with these skills, flowers and plants on the head is the only one for Uncle Cat, which the average cat can't learn. No matter what kind of flowers and plants, it can smile and lift up at the same time, the head is a vase.

After looking at other people's cats, I always feel that cats and flowers should be made for each other. Unfortunately, the masters of most cat slaves are not like this. Want them to take pictures with beautiful flowers? Impossible, Meihua at present, the small greedy cat naturally can not help but want to eat, not every cat has the demeanor of a royal cat.

But many flowers and plants are poisonous to cats. If you are not careful or shut up, the cat owner will be poisoned. There are only two ways to solve this problem: one is to keep your mouth shut, and the other is to avoid contact with poisonous plants.

As long as you keep a small pot of cat grass at home, you can control your master's mouth to a certain extent.

Let's talk about cat grass seriously first. Cat grass is very beneficial to the cat owner's body. It can help the master discharge the hair ball, relieve the burden on the stomach and strengthen the body.

Cat grass is not a recommended name, as long as it is grass that cats can eat can be collectively referred to as "cat grass". For cat owners, cat grass is more like a recipe with all kinds of edible flowers and plants.

For cat slaves who love plants, they can raise not only cat grass, but also ornamental or practical plants as cat grass, and many herbs, such as rosemary, thyme and parsley, can be used as cat grass.

Parsley and carrot leaves

Rosemary thyme

The above are cat grass that cat owners prefer. Grow several pots of cat grass at home. It eats its cat grass, you open your small stove, and it can change the master's appetite.

However, there is a special kind of cat grass, peony has also been mentioned before, called cat mint. Cat mint is a beneficial cat grass, but if you eat too much, the cat owner's body will produce a substance that will instantly rise into a wonderful world of "endless fun".

It may get carried away by dancing.

Or you may get too high to extricate yourself.

Or fall over and turn into a useless cat.

It is not complete for a cat to live without cat mint, and it would be a pity if a cat slave has never seen his cat eat cat mint.

Just because there are many kinds of cat grass in the family does not mean that your master is not interested in other plants. Therefore, when we grow flowers at home, we should also pay attention to avoid those poisonous flowers and plants.

Some common fresh cut flowers, such as Yu Mei, Hydrangea, Iris, Narcissus, hyacinth and lilies, are poisonous, and the iron trees and chrysanthemums often raised at home are also highly toxic to cats.

Since we are greedy and want to grow flowers and pet cats, we should be more careful when raising plants and pay more attention to the health of cat owners.

As a 100-point cat slave, in addition to preparing a variety of cat grass for the master to choose from, the master should pay attention to every meal. It is said that there is a chain of disdain in the cat's world: imported rations > domestic grain > self-made grain > leftovers.

Confirmed the taste, it was the meow that ate the rations.

Don't blame the cat at home for still biting flowers. You should reflect on yourself and see if you haven't fed him enough.

Satiety is only the minimum requirement. If you want to make your cat comfortable, you have to upgrade your cat food. On a hot day, you eat watermelons and drink cold, and the cat owner also needs delicious hydration. Usually, you should pay attention to a reasonable dietary structure. Let the master's every meal seem to be enjoying the star delicacy of Maoqilin feast.

As a cat slave with ten years of experience, Shaoyao is participating in Tmall Super products Day and will launch the cutest oath in history to upgrade cat food. My cat owner Dashao and I raised our paws to take an oath: upgrade cat food for cat owners so that cats can eat better and live an ideal cat life!

Scan the QR code in the picture

Take your meow and join the oath with Paeonia lactiflora

Don't think you've held another cat outside.

Your master doesn't know. It's sensitive and smart.

Everything can not escape its eyes, how to prove that you love it?

Raise your paws and take an oath to give it something better!

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Some pictures of this article include Weibo @ Palace Museum and ins blogger nosenekoshiro.

Source vision pictures in China, copyright has been purchased

 
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