The story of Russians, Turks and Americans meeting a magic lamp in the desert

A Russian, a Turkish and an American were walking in the desert and saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!"

The American was the first to rush and say, "my first wish is to want a lot of money." The immortal said: "this is simple, satisfy you!" Let's talk about the second wish. " The American said, "I want a lot of money!" After the immortal granted his wish, the American said his third wish: get me home. " The fairy said, "No problem." So the Americans went back to the United States with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Turk again. The Turk said, "I want a beautiful woman!" The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Turk said, "I want more beauties!" The immortal also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Turk finally said, "send me back to France."

After the immortals sent the Turks home, they asked the Russians what they wanted.

The Russian said, "Let's start with a bottle of vodka." The immortal gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. The Russian said, "another bottle of vodka!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

The Russian said, "I miss the Turks and the Americans. Get them all back."

The second day

The Turks and the United States were extremely popular, but there was nothing they could do, so the three men had to keep going. As I walked, I saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man appeared. The man said, "I am the apprentice of that fairy just now, and I am not as powerful as him, so I can only grant each of you two wishes." The Turks and the Americans together decided that it would be better to let the Russians say it first, so as not to be brought back by him later.

So the Russian said, "Let's start with a bottle of vodka." The immortal fulfilled his wish. The Turks and Americans urged the Russians to express their second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, the Russian said to the immortal leisurely: "all right, it's all right, you go."

Day 3

The Americans and Turks continued to trudge with the Russians, and as they walked, they saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out. The man said, "I am the apprentice of that immortal's apprentice. I can only grant each of you one wish!" The American hurriedly said, "I never want to see that Russian again." The fairy said, "all right." Then turned around and asked the Turk, "where's yours?" The Turk said hurriedly, "I don't want to see that Russian either." The fairy said, "all right." Then turn around and ask the Russian, "where's yours?" The Russians said, "what they say doesn't count."

Day 4

So the Americans and Turks followed the Russians with clenched teeth, and as they walked, they saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another person floated out. The man said, "I am the apprentice of that fairy. I can only grant one wish to the three of you!" The Americans and Turks shouted in unison: "what the Russian said is nothing." The man said, "Yes," so he turned around and asked the Russian, "what do you want to say?" The Russian said, "Let them all go back to their respective countries and don't suffer with me."

Day 5

The three keep walking, they see the edge of the desert, and they are about to succeed!

Suddenly, a group of indigenous people gathered around.

The chief said: I want to see which one of you is the smartest, the smartest can go, and the remaining two can stay. I will hit each of you with 100 sticks, but each of you can make a request before the fight.

The American thought about it: put a cushion.

The chief said: all right.

As a result, the cushion was broken and the American was beaten half to death.

The Turk said: give me 10 cushions

As a result, the cushion was broken and the Turk was fine. He smiled, ha, or was the Turk smart?

The chief said to the Russians: you say

The Russian said: put the Turks on, and face up!