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On the long road of ordering takeout

There is a kind of injury that can't afford to call your mother at home.

Mom orders takeout when she is at home

It's the most exciting thing I've ever done.

My mother grabbed the bag when I ordered takeout.

"isn't there something to eat at home?" "you have to order takeout!"

"waste of money! It's not healthy to eat! "

"you are a black sheep!"

It was as if you heard your mother's voice in your ear.

Is it easy for me to stutter?

I'm not homeless. I just have a mom who won't let me order takeout.

@ very lovely her:

There is no gazebo in your neighborhood. Every time I eat in an empty gazebo, the new cleaning aunt thinks I'm homeless and always sees me eating out.

@ Little Prince of Zero:

Ordered some snacks, inside there is a bag of spicy gluten, secretly ate outside for fear of smell Leng is afraid to go home, blowing outside the cold wind for a long time, feeling frozen silly at that time.

[Ling Bo micro-step-no chaos in the face of danger, all skills are full]

@ Pu Ren Tea:

At the barbecue in the evening, the delivery guy knocked on the door, and I was in the kitchen. I hurriedly brought it into the room and did it alone. I wanted to divide my father into two strings, and he didn't dare to ask me for it. I'm not really happy. I'm not really happy.

@ go to bed early:

When I was in primary school, I was very happy at home watching the animation eating spicy gluten. My mother suddenly came back. She was so anxious that I didn't know where to collect the things, so I stuffed the spicy gluten into the suitcase under the bed. Then I forgot to take it out. I will never forget the beating that happened to me when my mother went to get his suitcase for my father when he was going on a business trip.

[pinching time, necessary survival skills]

@ Tobacco flavor wood flavoring:

Grab some takeout on the way home and wait downstairs. It can be said that gray is often unpromising after drinking it and then going upstairs. If you order milk tea at home, you will be scolded to death by Ma Ma, even if you order her share and drink it again and again in Dundun. It's too bad.

@ respect the gods:

My mother takes a walk from six to 08:30 every day, orders takeout at 05:50, hides the takeout box and opens the window at seven, and throws away the garbage on her way to work the next morning.

[if my mother is not at home, I hope takeout can be delivered to my bedside]

@ your seven or six:

Every time, on the grounds that there is a dog in the yard, I ask the takeout boy to wait for me to pick it up across the street from my house. Never come to my house and knock on the door. If my mother is not at home, I hope the takeout boy will deliver it to my bedside.

No sooner had I ordered takeout than my mother came back.

Don't send it off, I throw in the towel this wave.

@ Pikachu who doesn't eat carrots:

Once my mother came back from the outside, so she quickly hid in the toilet and called the merchant to return it. The merchant said it had been delivered. I asked the merchant to call the courier back. I'll give you the money, but don't send the meal. Otherwise, my mother would have died miserably.

@ Miss Meow who has tried N1 and TOEFL:

Yesterday I thought my mother had gone to work, so I ordered fried chicken. As a result, my mother came back before takeout arrived. Then I asked the takeout boy to help me eat _ (: 3 "z) _

@ your Shirley xi:

My mother said that she would take the evening train on a business trip. When she got home, she was not there. She happily ordered a barbecue. As a result, the barbecue didn't arrive yet. My mother came back and said she didn't make it. I was so scared that I sent a text message to the takeout clerk. Don't ring the doorbell. My mother won't let me eat midnight snacks. I'll send you to eat. Thank you for your hard work.

I'm sorry, I'm such a pussy.

@ keep_on_fighting:

Once calculated the time for takeout, who knew that when my mother came home, the takeout hadn't come yet. I was so scared that I quickly sent a text message to the takeout boy asking him not to ring my doorbell and put it directly in the security room of the community, and then my mother borrowed the name of buying batteries from the supermarket in the community, quickly got the takeout and stood by the trash can to eat it. I had to pinch the time when I ate and I couldn't go out for too long. It was really too sad.

@ electrician Zhang Fugui:

I once pinched and calculated that my parents ordered the fried kebabs when they went out swimming. When the little brother sent it to me, he knocked on the door with my parents at the same time. I heard them talking through the door. The little brother said it was just right for your house. Please take it in. My mother said strangely that they would not order these. I dare not let out a fart in the door.

Takeout boy, we have nothing to worry about and resentment.

I just want to order takeout, why do you want to hurt me..

@ Mobile phone users 970401:

After seeing the remarks, the delivery man happily rang the doorbell out of rhythm.

@ I have many joys and sorrows, Ashinnn:

Once, when I ordered takeout in the middle of the night, the takeout boy pressed the videophone downstairs. The loud sound woke up all my parents. After I quickly hung up, he continued to press it, repeatedly wanting to die several times, and then my mother threw away the takeout.

[you come here, I promise I won't shoot you]

@ running kittens:

Every time I order takeout, I will open the door in advance and guard at the door. A few days ago, a little brother came up with a loud voice: enjoy your meal! I'm so mad at 04:30 in the morning!

@ nitroglycerin durian:

Once I ordered takeout, I happily opened the door, takeout brother smiled and said: "I just met your parents", I: "your mother asked me if I was ordered by xx (my name)", I: after a few minutes, my mother called me and asked me, is the takeout delicious?

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