A happy smile: I'll tell you that people will only praise you for being slim but not beautiful.

The editor is from Mr. potted Plant: in middle school, there was a classmate named Xu Yizhu, abbreviated as XYZ, so he was proud of it and wrote English fancy characters on all stationery. Until one day, the monitor picked up his pencil and saw the letters on it. Masturbation. Thief! "

The editor is from Mr. potted plants: one noon in summer, I was ecstatic to see a beautiful woman waving to me. He went up to her and asked, "what can I do for you?" Said in surprise: nothing! I don't seem to recognize you! I felt that I had been played and said angrily: why did you wave to me and she smiled and said, "it's too hot. Can't I fan myself with my slap?"

The editor is from Mr. potted plants: when I ordered takeout, as soon as I opened the door, it was delivered by a little sister. Me: "Why do you send it?" Little sister: "there are not enough hands, so I have to go to the top!" I gave the money: "Thank you for your hard work!" She took the money and ordered it and said, "Welcome next time!" Take care, boss! " As soon as the words were spoken, she was stupefied for a few seconds, then blushed and said, "Oh, I'm used to it!" You didn't hear me! " Then bow your head and turn away.

The editor is from Mr. potted plants: when I just met my wife, I stayed at my mother-in-law's house for a few days, trying to show that I was scrambling to do everything, sweeping the floor, cooking and washing dishes, and working in the fields. Five years have passed, but in my wife's village, there is still a legend that a son-in-law is in the mother-in-law's house. feed the chickens in the chicken ring and fall and kill three chickens.

Editor from Mr. potted Plant: arrive at the station at 9: 00 and call my father. My father was very happy and told me to stay right there. I'll be right there. My heart was warm at that time, so I just sat there and waited and waited. Twenty minutes later, I didn't think it was that far away. I should have arrived, so I called him back and asked him. The first thing he said when he got the call was, "Don't worry. I'll pick you up after the last drink. Please don't leave."

Editor from Mr. potted plants: my boyfriend is going to have his birthday. In order to surprise him, I mobilized all my friends, as well as their friends, and finally gathered 520 people to make an appointment to send him a text message "I love you" at midnight at the same time! The next day, seeing that he was bleary-eyed, I asked carefully, aren't you happy to receive a special gift? He said: it was you who did it. I was scared to death. I was afraid that you would be jealous and I deleted it all night!

The editor came from Mr. potted plants: chatting with two girlfriends, best friend A said, "people in the office praise me for being thin every day." Best friend B said, "you see, people don't praise you for being good-looking, they only praise you for being thin." I'll go, you say you're lying about the truth. (smile: I'll tell you, other people will only praise you for being slim, not beautiful. )