Buddha meat man: good-looking succulent, same interesting soul, one in a million

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Buddhist maiden

Buddhist maiden

Feng Timo

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Hello, everyone, I am a botulism Buddhist meat man-pretending to have a name, although I am in the package mail area, the meat is not as beautiful as the hanging area, but I talk a lot, and I have a lot of ugly words, ╰╮.

I looked back at the previous article, "Buddha raises meat and lives seriously!" It can be easy to raise succulent plants. I didn't expect that more than 30,000 people had read my article the first time I submitted it. More than 30,000 people, what is this concept? Rounding up is 100 million! I really want to thank the hundreds of millions of friends who have read my article. I am very happy to bring you something different. It is a great honor for me to bring some fun to so many friends.

My friends left a lot of messages in the last draft. I'm sorry I don't have the permission to reply to you. In fact, if I have permission, I am afraid to reply. The first item in the comment is to marry me. Below, there are a lot of people who ask if they have a girlfriend (covering their faces and tightly). My succulent people said: it's no use if you like my master, he likes us succulent. In fact, if I were a woman, I would want to marry a good man who raises meat. Unfortunately, I am not a woman, but I am also married. It feels good to find someone to raise meat with you, so that you two can slowly get fat with succulent meat (we all want to be fleshy and thin, as if it doesn't exist, just think about it, it doesn't hurt your heart? If you have a quarrel, you can also give each other scale insects, ha.

Also, I really didn't expect that what I was drying was succulent, but what everyone saw was my talent. What happened? is my succulent succulent not pretty? Did it really come true that "a good-looking flesh is the same, but an interesting soul is one in a million"?

There are several little sisters who asked me to take a picture. Oh, my God, if I show my face again, will no one look at my succulent flesh? how can this make the proud meat feel more embarrassed? isn't it even more ashamed? what if I give up and turn black rot?

Of course, there are more compliments in the comments. Thank you for your compliments. I love it. I like it one by one. Your encouragement is my endless motivation. I feel that these warm and sincere compliments are really worthy of me (this face, no matter), because every meat breeder can afford it.

The last article introduced my experience of mating soil and watering. Many friends asked me why I didn't share other experiences such as killing insects and spending the summer. Did I run out of cockroaches? How is it possible? I have worked hard to raise so many pieces of meat by my own ability. I have been cured for a long time. How can I not have some experience? I do not have much experience in feeding. I can have a lot of experience in raising death. But what makes me wonder is that I have read so many experience strategies, but none of the mistakes I should have made have been left behind.

Insecticidal chapter:

With regard to killing insects, it is impossible for Buddhists to raise meat, and it is impossible to kill insects in this life. Take the most annoying scale insects, for example, everyone is using alcohol, mosquito incense, toothpick poking, burying medicine, spraying, and other methods (scale insects tremble at this), writing here that some people suddenly sympathize with scale insects. What indescribable crimes they have committed? you have to do everything possible to kill them.

I feel that the above methods are too simple and rude, not literary and artistic, not beautiful. In the past, I panicked when I saw scale insects, but now I panicked when scale insects saw me. Why did scale insects die miserably for no reason? Who did it? What is hidden behind the tragic death of insects? Is it the distortion of insect sex or the loss of human nature? Let's take a look at the decomposition of the next article. All right, I feel that I will be beaten if I sell it again.

Let me introduce to you my exterminator "Xiao Wu" and "Little Turtle". Since the two of them, I have invented this "little turtle pest control method". As soon as I see insects, I clip the fresh and juicy scale insects and feed them to the little turtles. No matter how small the worm is, there is meat. After the little tortoise has eaten, the tortoise is refreshed and strong enough to tear each other. It can swim for miles in one breath. It doesn't matter if your turtles don't like to eat, scale insects will die of chagrin because they can't swim in the water. Now looking for scale insects has become another great pleasure for me, and I never get tired of it. I obviously feel that this year's insects are not good, small and few, the time without scale insects is really lonely, and the little turtle is really hungry.

Right? why do you have to do something so cruel to kill insects? It's good to kill insects by tortoises and quietly be a porter of scale insects. I think it's a sin. I don't kill scale insects, but scale insects die because of me. It's really not easy for you to have a cool song for scale insects and other insects I can see. Add two more points: turtle-watering succulent is also very nutritious; some scale insects are edible, people can eat, unbelieving friends can do their own Baidu or vomiting.

Spend the summer:

Who makes Jiao Mei succulent no longer alive, who makes the face of the meat breeder no longer smile, who is it? It is summer, summer asks you whether you are afraid or not. Summer is a light, green to your panic, death to your heart cold. Summer, an old topic, but I am not an old student, I am still a little greasy youth, hee hee, so let's talk about it again.

Summer is the four elements: ventilation, sunshade, water control, rain shelter

Keep ventilation, take care of natural air conditioning, electric fan, ensure good ventilation, as long as there is a small wind.

Avoid the hot sun, leave it exposed to the balcony and keep it cool and comfortable, just don't expose yourself to the sun.

Control watering, regardless of its winter and summer intermediate type, make sure to control the small hands, less watering is good.

Avoid Rain Water, despite the heavy rain, light rain and thundershowers, make sure the rain is dry and dry, as long as you don't get caught in the rain.

There is no definite way to spend summer, no matter how much you toss about, the four elements must be considered to create some kind of feeling of spring and autumn. Otherwise, it is very likely that "if the pot is there, the dream will be there, just start all over again" reverberate in my ears. Don't worry, the meat is stupid and cute, easy to deceive, and it is them that make you pretend to be in the spring and autumn.

Here comes the problem. Everything that can be done is done, but the succulent plant is still dead. That succulent people leave is they do not cherish, or we do not retain? There is no doubt that, of course, the meat people do not cherish, no conscience, we meat breeders are so excellent, all talented people, good speech, but also love to learn, what do you want us to do (is there a little complaining woman living in my heart?) .

Survival of the fittest is the natural law, if the meat goes, I do not keep, if the meat stays, then stay, what is left is predestined meat. Summer, is a dead or injured, either green or apprentice season, summer does not twists and turns, how to make us grow up.

Before I faced the garden succulent, I was more worried. Unambitious, I looked at the beautiful meat and began to be vigilant. Thinking that this meat should only be in the sky, how can I have these lovely elves? will it be abusive if I don't take good care of them? do I need to pour water on them? do you want to change a basin? would it be better to bring it into the house when it is hot? As a matter of fact, if you hit him in the face, you take care of him very attentively, and you are so tired that you may kill the succulent plant. When a cruel heart to abuse, it will give you some color to see. Buddhist meat raising is advocated for raising meat easily. Careful care may not be successful, but it will be really comfortable to let nature take its course.

Marx's theory of labor alienation criticizes the malpractice of "things rule man", and then expounds the future social ideal of sublating alienation and realizing man's free and all-round development. Wait a minute, it seems to be in the wrong place, ha, look at me. In other words, wake up, you are the master of the succulent plant, you are not the servant of the succulent plant, you wake up.

For us meat breeders, some inadvertent small changes are full of small luck. Stop, good things always come when you least expect them to. Wow, this meat exploded in the head, that meat out of shape, that meat blossomed, is such a small discovery, can make us happy for a while. When we pick up these "little luck" one by one, we will find the simplest happiness, with this joy to work overtime, ha.

Is there something missing at this point? Alas, we haven't served meat yet. We can't live without meat. But some days ago, the demons were either cloudy or rainy, one season a day, four seasons a day, and went straight to more than 30 degrees in mid-May. If the weather is switched at will, the meat will grow at will. Meat is not beautiful words to put together, to give you a brief record of the recent meat of some alternative small changes it.

Let's start with some photos of the team of Chaoyang Huajia. The meat and meat facing west and in the room feel that they have already spent the summer ahead of time, so they will not release the picture for fear that everyone will be dizzy green. It is an ugly season to watch it three times a day. Recently, I have been taking ID photos for them, because they will be greener after summer. The ancients said: as long as summer can get by, even if the flesh is a little green, I said: the ancients are right!

Ebony (miscellaneous)

Choose a few colored ebony mixtures, although a little impure, a little fade, but don't be afraid, I will be responsible for you.

Fiona Zadongyun: master, my miscellaneous parents don't recognize me. Are you sincere to me? will you be responsible to me, too?

Ice jade (miscellaneous), attractive red sharp, deliberately hidden for a long time the heart of the girl was suddenly picked out by it.

Lipstick: master, how about you look like you've never seen the world before? how about letting my red tip tick off your maiden heart?

Green claw: master, is your maiden heart still there? let me green claw hook your heart?

Master: no, you stabbed me.

Silver iron pot grass ball: is it cool? Look at my orange hair! You can not only look good but also pick your teeth. And look at my domineering little ball!

Yellow iron basin grass ball: upstairs is rubbish, what else can you do besides picking your teeth. Look at my two cute and playful ponytails, so pure and unaffected.

White porcelain pot grass ball: no, the two balls upstairs are rubbish. Looking at my four cute and playful ponytails, I asked you if you were afraid!

Move a small bench and wait for it to blossom.

Grass balls really wear people, have to wait until the evening to open, but also have to create that kind of short-lived effect, good, you are beautiful, you do everything right!

It is not too much to describe the flowers of white grass balls with such noble and gorgeous words as big, white, good-looking and so on.

I suddenly remembered that in the comments of the last article, there was a little sister who wanted to adopt the cub of the cactus. Don't worry, I'll send you, that's enough! They often stab me, but they are not as good as others. In the comments, there are many friends who want to add friends to communicate, very well, if there is a communication group, you can also pull me. Last time is the first contribution, a little deer hit, some panic, but also forget to forgive me!

Mountain roses:

The rose begins to go into dormancy. I hope you remember to wake up and don't fall asleep. When autumn comes, I will wake you up with a ladle of water.

Lovely roses: roses upstairs, my name is not only cuter than yours, but also not dormant. The hotter the weather, the more wavy I am, where to reason?

Twelve stripes on the left: the one on the right, I want to compete with you.

Twelve rolls of hard leaves on the right: compare, you loser

Twelve stripes on the left: say who loser, I will strangle you.

Twelve rolls of hard leaves on the right: come on, hurt each other.

I, who hide my merit and fame, is so high that you can take my 20-meter scissors!

The owner has a pair of scissors, two lines of succulent tears, and two other foil that are taller than those in the bottle, which are a little small and beautiful, and can be stored for a long time.

Porcelain basin Allen: look at my pink, tender and round little figure. Is it like a peach egg? can I use a peach like a peach?

Peach egg: upstairs, you are thinking too much.

Pottery basin Allen: really lose Allen, pretend what peach eggs, look at me, just be myself, see my enchanting posture, outstretched arms, whether you can't stop.

Angel tears: I gave birth, gave birth to a lot of cubs, I am sitting on the moon. Whether it is good or not, praise me quickly!

Changshengcao: I'm happy, too. I want to have many cubs. I'm bored or not. praise me quickly!

Zi Zhi Lianhua: you have the nerve to call it pregnant. What should I call it?

Snowball: see if I look like a big snowball. I've really made a brocade. (actually, it's discolored, so don't expose it.)

Bai Yueying: let's see if I look like a ball, shaped like a steamed stuffed bun, white and red.

Moon Shadow: I have more luster than you and more balls than you.

Spider silk roll silk: who is the ball? I am the most like a ball. My basin is all a ball.

Bai Xueguang: look at your ball to the ball is really big, you do not know the cactus? Oh, my whole family is a ball.

Hey, imitating succulent talk is a bit addictive. Stop quickly, for fear that you will grow into a succulent plant in the mood for love.

Bai Ju:

Bought to practice the little white chrysanthemum burst four small heads, it seems that I can control this variety, when it comes to autumn to buy. It's not autumn yet. I've got a piece of "Fairy Cup" in my head, and I've even figured out where to put it.

The mage was very popular and took a small trainer, which was very good and beautiful, and it was as if he had discovered a new world and wanted to buy it, but it seemed that there was no place for the old pile wizards at home. I didn't think about it. Poverty limited my imagination.

Staghorn Begonia: the leaves are wrinkled to death and alive when they are short of water, and the leaves will crack when the water is big, but without the life of the princess, they are not good at hiding their true thoughts at all. Comrades who can't water can try to raise a superficial antler begonia. Under similar conditions, this wrinkled word is a sign that it can be watered.

The last article shared with you my high-speed paintpot method. This time, we will give you a course in pure practical photography: hand-in-hand to teach you how to easily take succulent photos with insects.

1. Catch an insect you like (core step)

2. Let the insects dry

3. On succulent plants

4. What are you waiting for? pat, pat.

Warm reminder: the wind should not be too strong when shooting. For example, as soon as I took the first picture, the industrious little wasp was blown downstairs by the wind, feeling sorry for the wasp for ten seconds.

As a result of the loss of the love bug, I found a new substitute, and the insect is currently in the second step: the drying process. Its dark and sturdy figure may appear in the next article.

There will be a long time to come, and the rest of the meat will be shared with you later. I made several succulent memes online. I don't know if you like this style and give it to friends in need. Only for entertainment, if there is any similarity, he copied mine, if there is any infringement, I beg your pardon.

After writing so much, there is still some meaning, but it seems that it is time to end.

At the end, I would like to express a little emotion about the changes after raising meat. In retrospect, before I raised succulent plants, I couldn't tell what my favorite hobbies were. I couldn't say what my favorite things were (except eating and sleeping). I often felt that life was not that interesting. Over the past few years, after work, I not only deeply like raising flowers and meat, but also like taking pictures and words, and now I like raising little turtles, so my insipid life is lively and fulfilling all of a sudden.

Many people say how I lived a retirement life in my twenties. No matter what others say, I'm happy anyway. Especially like a sentence: "the greatest meaning of life is to spend the rest of my life to find those loves." I found a lot of things I like by raising meat, and I hope everyone can find your "love" and enjoy it!

All right, stop it. The little turtle is hungry again. I'm going to look for scale insects.

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