You reason with him, he plays hooligans with you.

You reason with him, he'll play hooligan

You reason with him, he plays hooligan with you; You play hooligan with him, he talks to you about the legal system; You talk to him about the legal system, he talks to you about politics; You talk to him about politics, he talks to you about national conditions; You talk to him about national conditions, he talks to you about integration; You talk to him about culture, he talks to you about Lao Zi; You talk to him about Lao Zi, he pretends to be your grandson; You pretend to be his grandson, he talks to you about reason...