A letter from the Tang monk to Sun WuKong (repost)

A letter from the Tang monk to Sun WuKong (repost)

Wukong apprentice:

I didn't answer your phone that day because I was in a meeting, and now there is monitoring in the venue, and everyone has sent a laptop to play games, but I can't make phone calls, so pay attention to it. I wrote this letter to you because I couldn't explain something clearly by phone.

You are a very capable person. Without you, the monster would have eaten you and turned it into fertilizer. But times have changed, and it is not enough to rely on skills alone. It is time for you to change your mind. You should learn more from Bajie. He is now living in both directions and like a fish in water. Not only does he walk well in the upper class, but he also enjoys high prestige among lesbians. Last time, when you recommended outstanding young cadres, you only got two votes, one vote was mine, and it is estimated that you still have one vote by yourself, but Bajie's vote is far ahead. It is said that Chang'e also voted for him. Tell me, how can today's lesbians do this? did she forget the last time Bajie used alcohol for sexual harassment? Now think about it, Chang'e must have been hype about what happened last time. Alas, the porn photo door is no longer a thing. I heard that no one watches the video of the car shock, and the civil servants in the Tiangong Palace have TMD nude chat and Weibo to get a room.

Wukong, you need to reflect on yourself. Although you have made a lot of contributions on the way to learning from the scriptures, they all belong to the past. Now the key is to establish a good relationship with the leaders and eliminate the bad effects of causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace and having been in prison. You have been the temporary person in charge of the management committee of Huaguoshan Scenic area for many years. Why did you not become a regular employee? needless to say, you know that you are straight-tempered, blushing and blushing, and you can still be more red than your ass. I heard that the six-eared macaque always wanted to take your place and sent a monkey head to the Queen Mother. Don't be angry. As the old saying goes, you don't want to give up the child, the wolf, the monkey, the Queen Mother, and the wife.

Among the five of us who learned from the western sky, Bailongma is the standard second generation of power plus wealth, and his father is Aogang, the king of Xihai Dragon. Only a few days after learning from the classics, he was appointed deputy director of the East China Sea Management Commission and a member of the standing Committee of the South China Sea. The last time I was invited to a 10-day trip to the East China Sea, even the teacher was jealous. I finally understood what is meant by one-stop service, which is more than NB, the director of the westward Journey Management Committee. Bajie and Sha Wujing were sent down to take up their posts for training. now, in addition to being reinstated, they have all been promoted to the right position. You are a man who popped out from a crack in the stone, no father, no mother, no background, so everything is on your own. In popular words, you are a widow, and there is no one up there. If you think about Hengyang Daxian Lao Xu, the conditions are the same as yours, but they are willing to give money, and they have not been promoted to become mayor of the coastal special economic zone.

In any case, you have to change, do not always blindly, make people uncomfortable, you are not the Director of the Audit Bureau. And your monkey mouth, what you should say and what you shouldn't say, the monkey's urgent old habit needs to be changed! The times are changing so fast that Bajie's children are more than 10 years old. They are going to send them to Xitian for college next year, but they will stay there and never come back. And Sha Wujing, despite his honesty, he has set up a Liushahe real estate development company and built villas on the moon. Now he has moved in with the six fairies and is having an affair with he Xiangu. I heard that he is still playing Brokeback and NND with Han Xiangzi. There are dozens of houses alone.

Wukong, you are still single, how old are you, and you still want to find a virgin, not to mention heaven, even the earth is gone. Now you know why the brothels below are called heaven and earth. Also, don't always cling to other people's past. As a teacher, you think Bai Gu Jing is very good. He is not only a film and television song amphibious star, but also known as a white-collar backbone elite. Last time, people said that you were a standard man and didn't think you had a lot of hair. They said that this is popular now, and you should also consider it.

Yesterday, the king of my daughter asked me again about my marriage, and she openly wanted to elope with my teacher on Weibo, so that more and more people are watching. I want to get married as soon as possible, although she is not as sexy as a spider and not as good as a pipa, she is not as pure and lovely as Jade Rabbit, but her family background is good, so it will be of great help to her official career as a teacher in the future. If the spider is willing, be a female confidante, pipa and jade rabbit to be a mistress. Stop talking. I've talked a little too much. Wukong, consider carefully the advice of being a teacher. What I wrote to you for my teacher is not a letter, but a heart.

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