A man is an amazing creature.

The doctor suddenly had a nosebleed a few days ago.

He pulled his girlfriend over and said anxiously:

"I may have a terminal illness.

I can't stay with you all my life. "

Later, Nini took him to the infirmary to have a look.

It turns out that I ate too many oranges and got angry.

Yes, we are men.

It's that easy to be afraid of death.

Something happened by accident.

In our opinion, it's the end of the world.

@ Spanish pie

My father had a minor operation in his lung, and when I went, he was dying on a ventilator, and I burst into tears. Later, the doctor told me that he forced himself to take oxygen.

@ Poviiivto

My date won't let me touch him in winter because he will lose his temper if he is accidentally electrocuted by static electricity.

@ neem LJ

My father had to go to the hospital to get rid of kidney stones. When waiting in line, he posted a selfie with the caption: "remember me as a man."

It was nothing.

We all want to come up with a lot of things out of thin air

@ Shorty

There is a male classmate. I had a fever soon after freshman military training. I took some medicine to cover my sweat in the dormitory and woke up to find that my whole body was green. I was so anxious to cry that I thought I was poisoned, but later I found that the quilt cover issued by the school had faded.

@ Bai Da Da, my lord

Once I sweated a lot, and the buttocks were all sweaty and slippery. I thought I was bleeding and my legs were soft. I didn't find it was sweat until I went to the toilet.

@ Edward

A male colleague in our department bit his tongue while eating dog meat and went to get vaccinated against rabies.

@ No, I'm so skinny.

My boyfriend came up to me one day and said: he peed red and wanted to tell me his last words and break up so that he wouldn't let me be a widow. Ha, ate two dragon fruits with hearts

Sometimes, men are afraid of pain in injections.

Not as brave as a girl.

When something urgent happens

The man is the first to be restless.

@ nothing in vain

When I was very young, I still used an electric stove at home. Accidentally, the quilt caught fire. What should my father do when he stood in place and jumped his feet? my mother spilled a basin of water.

It is said that women are hypocritical.

But

Many men get hurt when they have a fever and a cold

Than! Girl! People! Return it! Correct! Love!

@ chengruoxue5_J7

My husband was bitten by my little Teddy, with a little red tooth mark, so he went to the CDC for vaccination at 11:00 at night. To the CDC, wake up the doctor on duty, as a result, the tooth marks naturally disappeared, can not find a trace. I just...

Really.

Fortunately, you sent it in time.

Come a little later.

The patient's wounds have all healed.

Emmmm...

Men who are usually hypocritical will be called perverts.

Of course you have to be hypocritical when you get sick, okay?

Who is not a little princess?

Huh ~

# is the one in your family so afraid of death? #

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